Danny Boyle director. Highlights of British culture. Feats of amazment. Explain to me again why **I** wasn’t part of the London Olympics Opening Ceremonies?

Well, you do have an entire week honoring you, Sherlock… The London Olympics probably felt they couldn’t do justice to your ego talents.

Oh, well, I guess we’re have to “settle” for Benedict Cumberbatch and some voice porn (the man could read a phone book and cause people to puddle).