Okay, I’m trying to keep an open mind about the upcoming Elementary. I’ve already expressed my concerns about the trailer here. And I don’t often read The Huffington Post articles for much the same reason I don’t expose myself to Fox “News” without a hazmat suit and tranquilizers at hand, but this writer has completely nailed what I’ve been thinking but not saying, so CBS, here are 10 of my Questions About the Sherlock Adaptation Elementary.

I’m assuming CBS, and the rest of you, realize that some of those ridiculous scenarios and suggestions are sarcastic and facetious, right? I mean you are aware that they are the kinds of things a 14-year old, emo-loving fanfic writer would come up with and not what a professional scriptwriter would come up with. Uhm, perhaps CBS you should have your writers read Scalzi’s Redshirts: A Novel with Three Codas before you get too far into the season.

Actually, I have a few more of my own, but I’ll keep them to myself until I see that first complete episode.