What do you mean the “wedding” is me and Sherlock?

Alright, alright. I know that isn’t right (at least I *hope* so), but it would be fun to write a scenario where they *appear* to get married or do a “waking up in Vegas” or some other non-Johnlock comedy bit. (Look, I’ve got way too much on my list already and besides I’d love to see what Gatiss could do with it.)